You have to check out this link:

http://loris.net/zombie/index.html

 

 

Well, who’d have thunk it?

I managed to get in the last relay of the qualifications period, on the very last day?  Makes one feel like procrastination is not such a bad thing… 

A genetic engineer recently was boasting before God saying: "You're
not so great! I can create a human from the dust of the earth just
like You did."

God says "Ok, prove it."

So the engineer went out to the garden and began gathering dirt, and
God said "What are you doing?" To which the engineer said "Well, I'm
getting the dirt so I can make a person."

And God replied "No, no, you don't. Get your own dirt."